اين خيلي باحاله :))

Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton and the Palestinian President all died and went to hell.

After a while,Queen Elizabeth said: I miss England, I wanna call home and see how everybody is doing there....she called and talked for about 5 minutes...then she asked: "Well, devil how much do I owe you????" The devil said: "five million dollars". " Five million dollars?!!", "yes" said the devil. She made him a check and went to sit back on her chair....

Bill Clinton was so jealous, and started screaming,"me too I wanna call the United States, I wanna see how everybody is doing too". So he called and talked
for about 2 minutes and then asked: "Well, devil how much do I owe you????" The devil said: "ten million dollars". " Ten million dollars?!!","yes" said the devil. He also made him a check and went to sit back on his chair.....
The Palestinian president was soooo extremely jealous too that he starts screaming and screaming; "I wanna call Palestine too, I wanna see how everybody is doing there too, I wanna talk to the ministers, to the advisors, I wanna talk to everybody".....So he called Palestine and he talked for about twenty hours,
talking and talking and talking....then he asked:"well, devil how much do I owe you???? The devil said: "one dollar....."."Only one dollar?!!!!", "yes" said the devil. The Palestinian president was extremely surprised!!! "why" he said?The devil said: "well, because from hell to hell it's a local call"!

بايد MiniTab ياد بگيرم و کاربردهاش در سری های زمانی ، اون هم در حالي که هيچ چی از سری بارم نيست :(( . تازه ديروز استاد عزيز سر کلاس به بچه ها گفتن اين دو تا وروجک(يعني من و دوستم) قراره MiniTab به شما ياد بدن اما معلوم نيست کجا رفتن که اين طرف ها پيداشون نيست ، اما خب به ما چه ربطي داره که ساعت کلاس وقتيه که هري پاتر نشون ميدن؟ تازه اون هم وقتي که سايت دانشکده داغونه .:(;)